The most honest prop firm in the business. We promise to take your money and disappear faster than your trading profits.
Watch your account blow up in record time! Our proprietary algorithms ensure maximum damage in minimum time.
Need help? Too bad! Our support team is permanently on vacation in a non-extradition country.
Our trading rules are designed by sadists and reviewed by pessimists. Failure is not just likely, it's inevitable.
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- Anonymous Victim #1
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