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| Feature | Beginner | Standard | Ultimate |
|---|---|---|---|
| Account Size | $10K | $50K | $200K |
| Entry Fee | $99 | $299 | $999 |
| Max Drawdown | $100 | $500 | $2000 |
| Daily Loss Limit | $25 | $100 | $500 |
| Evaluation Phases | 1 | 2 | 3 |
| Customer Support | None | Worse than none | Actively hostile |
| Payout Probability | 0% | 0% | 0% |
| Refund Policy | No | Never | Are you kidding? |
All plans are designed to separate you from your money as efficiently as possible. Success is not just unlikely, it's mathematically impossible. Choose wisely!